Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Wank Swap: S1 E3

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John McCain taps into contemporary anxieties, suggesting an
unfortunate means of enhancing economic growth.
[McCain stands in front of an English castle asking "Have you tried building a wall?"]


Meanwhile:

British Prime Minister David Cameron is sorely
disappointed by the state of American technology.
[Cameron stands in front of the US-Mexico border, complaining that he "was led to believe there were sharks...and laser beams."]


Later on Wank Swap:

French President Nicolas Sarkozy has important shit to do,
but he's stuck at the Detroit airport.
[Nicolas Sarkozy eyes a basket of chili cheese fries and asks,
"So American cheese is a "thing" now?]


Previously: Season Preview, S1 E1, S1 E2

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