I Guess Nostradamus Was Right

First William Shatner covered Iron Man, and now this. It's like I'm living in Bizarro World on Opposite Day:

1) There's a proposal out there "to slice $3 trillion from the [US] federal budget over the next decade through significant cuts to federal health programs, including Medicare, and as much as $1.3 trillion in new taxes."

2) That proposal is coming from Congressional Democrats.

3) Irrespective of the Democrats' push to make "significant cuts to federal health programs, including Medicare", SUPER CONGRESS! appears to be at an impasse.

4) There are only four weeks left until OMG BUDGET CRISIS! OMFG BUDGPOCOLYPSE!!! OFMGBBQ BUDGETMAGEDDON!!!1!!

5) Nobody didn't see this one coming. Nobody.